There is actually an amendment that says you can't own slaves, but I guess you could ignore it if you wanted. How about this from a western guy, get a stick horse and rope and go around playing round up somewhere public. Happy hunting.
Hi chestahab. ALRIGHT! I love to see a brave soul like yours stretching out and trying new things(challenged to do so LOL!).....let's see.....I challenge you to:
Walk through town like you're part of Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks(If you haven't seen it...it's freaking hilarious!)
Go into a McDonald's and attempt to order from the Burger King menu...insistently.
Walk up to a crossing guard and ask them to direct you to the "Nuclearrr Wwessels"(in a Pavel Chekov voice)
Get one of those price tag maker tools and start creating values for things not for sale.
Go to a public area....park, parking lot, town square, etc. and sing the National Anthem as loud as you can.
Get a WWII gas mask.....wear it and wander around like a zombie and ask everyone you meet "Are you my mummy?"(any Dr. Who fan will get a big laugh from this.....)
Make a batch of cookies, and bring them to the grocery store and put them in the bakery section with a large "Samples" sign on them.
Dress up like a fanboy for whatever you're a huge fan of(Jedi robe, perhaps?) and go see a movie that isn't applicable to your costume.
Attempt to juggle eggs in a library
go to Disneyland and at the snackbar, eat a hamburger and loudly remark "I taste Mouse!"
Go to Victoria's Secret and shop for Lingerie...for yourself(see how professional those salesladies really are LOL!)
OK, that's just off the top of my head. If I think of any more, I'll let you know. I look forward to seeing what you do with the challenges you get, my friend. Peace.
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