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What are your current favorite programs, and how do they stack up to your old school favorites?

Awesome.

How about the original Turkey TV song, 'How a Turkey Created TV'. Personally, I don't know why they replaced it with a forgettable and generic song from the Jive Five because 'How a Turkey Created TV' was really fun.

'Four score and many years ago, we're talking pre-TV

Thurman Turkey strolled along the shore to see what he could see

He sniffed the flowers, felt the breeze, thought a thought or two

As he was quoted later, "There was nothing else to do"

One day ole Thurman Turkey showed up missing from the flock

He had went (?) to Massachussets where he perched on Plymouth Rock

A ship he spotted frightened him and made his blood run cold

It was packed with pudgy Pilgrims from the bowsprit to the old

Now he'd heard about those pilgrims and was ready for their flack

Ever since the Magna Carta they ate turkey for a snack

He invented something drastic that brought them to all fours

And it turned them into zombies when they settled on our shores

That's how a turkey created TV

That's right - that's how a turkey created TV

It sounds stupid but oh

Take one look and you'll know

That a turkey created TV!

I haven't actually seen that in many years. But I remember that song well enough (though there's still that one line I'm not sure about. 'He had (what?) to Massachussets'). I don't even know if you can still FIND this song -- for all I know, Nickelodeon taped over every last copy they had to replace it with the generic Jive Five song. There might be copies circulating, though, even if on old grainy VHS or Beta tapes.

Okay,

Out of all the Nicktoons, which do you think would most likely work as a live action film?