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(THE TOP FIVE REASONS REPO THE GENTIC OPRA SUCKS with be done later in the month)  

Well it’s another summer with some great movies, some okay movie, some disappointing movies and some horrible movies that hurt the mind. So I have to decide to do a top 5 of each of these categories from the worst to the best of the summer. So let’s begin…

THE TOP FIVE WORST FILMS OF THE SUMMER

5. Battleship**

It’s the most lazy movie of the summer and is the film that coined the term “Michael Bay Light “because all the problems with a Michael Bay film is here, but it’s not nearly as offensive as the worst of Michael Bay so it’s just overall forgettable.

4. That’s My Boy**

Just like Battleship, this film is just another bad Adam Sandler movie, but since it’s just the same crap it’s not really much of a cinematic care crash for me to give a crap and its miles above the previous Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill.

3. Rock of the Ages *

This movie has to be without a doubt the worst musical of all time, all the songs are bad covers of hair metal songs and performed by people that don’t seem to give a crap and gave lack luster performances on top of a tired boring script.  

2. Tyler Perrys Witness Protection*

The film that turned Tyler Perry supporters to anger movie goers, Witness Protection has to be his worse film that is both unfunny to just down right offensive like for example the seen when Eugene Levy play’s a cartoonish stereotypical Frenchmen to hide from the bad guy… WHATS WORNG WITH THIS PERSON!

1. Chernobyl Diaries *

People hate Paranormal Activity, people hate Blair Witch Project, people hate the Fourth Kind, but none of those films compare to the horrid abomination that is Chernobyl Diaries because it has it all from crappy characters, crappy pacing, crappy writing and a budget so low that they couldn’t even show the entire monster just the back of his head.

Next blog it will be the TOP FIVE MOST DISAPOINTING FILMS OF THE SUMMER.