|Posted by Jordan The Childish on May 18, 2012 at 8:00 PM|
When the world is my plaything, my demands will be as such....
[Originally posted on http://obsessive-geek.blogspot.com/]
As a fan of superheroes, I've always imagined what I would do as either a paragon of good or a epitome of all that is evil. Today, I've decided to share with all of you my list of (non-sexual) demands if I ever found a way to build a orbital death-ray or became an overlord of darkness. Be warned, demands are extremely silly and childish. (Given my internet name, that should be a 9.5 on the "Duh" scale)
1. Unlimited supply of cake for the rest of my life.
2. The original Kamen Rider series subtitled into English.
3. All Sentai teams made by S.H. Figuarts be available for normal retail and start creating American superhero toys and release their products to American retailers. (Don't worry, I give Figuarts some new staff. Need to give the incarcerated and unemployed something to do.)
4.All Kamen Rider and Super Sentai series from now on will be aired to all.
5. Force an adaptation of Gosei Sentai Dairanger to be made.
6. Prevent remakes of Back to the Future from ever being made.
7. Strap Michael Bay down and torture him Clockwork Orange style with his own films.
8. Force Sega to make an excellent Sonic game under pain of death.
9. Make comic books required reading for all children
10. Force research into making giant monsters and giant robots.
11. Begin televised Giant Robot vs. Giant Monster fights.
12. Make Pokemon a reality.
13. All other crazed dictators will be fed to mutant wild boars. (Which I shall keep as pets)
14. Make the comic book industry actively become less sexualized and violent.
15. Destroy all Freidberg and Seltzer films.
So, what would yours be?