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Fusionater's backlog-My top 11 Disney villain Henchmen

Posted by Fusionater on February 11, 2012 at 9:45 PM

Hey everybody!!! It's backlog time!!!! To start off we will take a look at my first blog entry where I accidentally ended up ripping off Moviefan12!!! Oh boy...

Why top 11? Who the hell told you that? Ive only got 6! Crap...

This is my first blog, so please forgive me if the editing is a bit off.

When it comes to Disney villains, there tends to be a lackey who takes care of the more mundane tasks that the villain could not do himself. These lesser villains tend to be forgotten in the shadow of the films more interesting main villain. Now lets shed some light on the villains we don't care about.


#6. Flotsam and Jetsam from the little mermaid.'

 

Being some of the most intelligent Henchman out there. They pose a real threat to the hero...a singing mermaid. OK maybe its not the best example but Im sure they would do well against someone as powerful as ursula, Oh wait. Another unusual trait these bad boys have is the actual love of there master. They never failed a job they were given and that easily earns them a spot on this list.

#5 LeFou from beauty and the beast.

 

Well never clearly stated as a henchmen, you can just tell that Gaston's got him under his thumb. I think this guy is a bit to much of a fan boy for his own good. He even has to start Gaston's first villain song for him! I swear these to would share a bed if Lefou had his way. But needless to say he was still a very enjoyable henchmen.

#4 Hayabusa from mulan.


Before i begin, does anyone else think its insane that Shan-yu was the only non-sexist in the entire film?

Hayabusa makes this list simply because he actively takes part in his masters plan without any orders whatsoever attempting to stop mulan from lighting the rocket and later serving as a watchbird. Oh and he used to scare the shit out of me to , i suppose that helped.

#3 Shenzi, Banzai, And Ed from the lion king.

 

I dont understand why these guys are considered stupid. I mean yes there stupid and they constantly fail at there orders. but that's the point whenever they fail, its usually do to an insane amount of bad luck and not merely there ineptitude. I dont even consider these guys villains. I mean they were banished from the pride lands for no given reason, so i'm just going to assume there is none, to a place that has next to no resources. So yeah when scar comes up to them and says, "Hey guys want a decent living arrangement and revenge on the guy who put you here?" So yeah Scars a good guy, Mufasas a douche-bag, and the whole worlds just fucked.


#2 Iago from Aladdin

 

What really seals the deal for me is that hes actually more competent then the main villain...no more that's it.

And the number 1 Diisney villain Henchmen is...

Lucifer from Cinderella

 

All right this guys intelligent, crafty, a threat(to the mice anyways), and evil. That's all well and good but what might surprise you is the deal sealer for this guy was in the crappy 3rd film. In the scene where he's chasing the mice who have just stolen the fairy godmothers wand back, they turn him into a jack-in-the-box. Instead of crying like any normal creature would, Hes just like eh roll with it, and uses his new Jack-in-the-box superpowers to be speed demon of (admittedly) terror.

Those are my top 6 Disney villain henchmen. Not top 11 I repeat not Top 11.

Who would you have picked? Please comment!

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6 Comments

Reply Shibby
01:22 AM on February 12, 2012 
Yeah, that cat from Cinderella was one evil feline. But what do expect when you name him Lucifer. A well comprised list good sir. Keep it up. ^_^
Reply BigBlackHatMan
01:20 AM on February 12, 2012 
I always find myself going back to my favorite Disney flick as a kid on these lists, but I have to tout Sir Hiss. He sucks up shamelessly, secretly believes he is the smartest, and is a funny drunk. Good list, sir.
Reply SOJA
12:44 AM on February 12, 2012 
First of all, I honestly didn't think the third Cinderella movie was too bad. The prince and Cinderella had more of a personality than in the first movie. They have to work for they're happy ending instead of normally sitting on their ass. I kinda felt pulled into the plot a little.and didn't plan on watching this (TRUST ME I'VE TRIED TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT!). I also think that the stepmother shines through in this movie and has a lot more of an advantage of her "evilness"(?), I know its a Disney sequel and Cinderella is a classic but I kinda like the 3rd movie. It is an o.k. sequel. Better than any other Disney sequel I've seen.

Great list Fusionater. I really loved those eels from The Little Mermaid. They ALWAYS scared the shit out of me.

I also found the hyena's really entertaining, funny, and scary at the same time as a kid. It made me feel an emotion I can't quite describe but it was really thrilling to watch them on screen. Especially with the voice actors of Cheech Marin and Whoopi Goldberg.

Anyway great list :D
Reply Fusionater
10:56 PM on February 11, 2012 
"Lock, Shock and Barrel from the Nightmare Before Christmas"
sigh...Someone mentioned them in the original blog to, and I beat myself up for it there to. Anyway I'm glad you enjoyed the list.
Reply Les
10:52 PM on February 11, 2012 
Hi Fusionater. BRAVO! I love this list, my friend. If want to make it 11, I would've also put:

Joanna(The Goanna)from The Rescuers Down Under. A mean bully, and an egg stealer, but she's just so damn funny to watch LOL.

Kronk from The Emperor's New Grove. Not a mean guy, just clueless but totally loyal to his mistress, Ysma. And like Joanna, funny as hell to watch

Lock, Shock and Barrel from the Nightmare Before Christmas. The little urchins who work for Oogie Boogie and kidnap the Sandy Claws....they're just plain nasty =D

Jasper and Horrace Badun from 101 Dalmatians. The hapless thugs who kidnap puppies for Cruella DeVil are just plain fun to watch.

Smee from Peter Pan. Captain Hook's second in command is ruthlessly polite as he serves the hooked master. LOL!

Congratulations on posting the whole blog. I'm glad we figured it out. I look forward to your next article. Peace.
Reply Fusionater
09:56 PM on February 11, 2012 
IT WORKED!!! yes!!!

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